If this game were real...

[daBelgrave]

If this game were real... you wouldn't be able to move under the weight of your inventory.

If this game were real... you'd need help caring for all your pets.

If this game were real... you'd hate to clean up after all your pets.

If this game were real... it would take two people to incubate and hatch an egg.

If this game were real... there would be horgh'ans scattered around in random places.

If this game were real... the grind would be worse!

If this game were real... you'd have been able to afford to buy several small moons by now.

If this game were real... there wouldn't be enough space to park even just one of your rides on the side of the street.

If this game were real... you'd have enough extra weapons to be a competitive black market arms dealer.

If this game were real... the government would still prevent you from selling your weapons (they're bound).

If this game were real... stroking a piece of fuzz for three seconds would probably not improve your mood for an hour.

If this game were real... your Bridge Officers would complain about YOU changing their clothes.

If this game were real... people would complain about you changing your clothes in public.

If this game were real... there WOULD be a shortage of fighter pilots.

If this game were real... it would take decades or more to replenish your crew after a single battle.

If this game were real... we'd all be standing trial for war crimes.

If this game were real... the two primary industries in the quadrant would be paint and textiles.

If this game were real... Miracle Worker really would be a miracle!

If this game were real... Miracle Worker would get you listed as a potential cult leader.

If this game were real... you would try returning the lockboxes you found to their rightful owners without breaking the lock to check the contents.

If this game were real... there would be major linguistics issues with each new species.

If this game were real... there would be regulations against bad uniforms.

If this game were real... there would still be jokes about oo-mox.

If this game were real... we'd all be dead from friendly fire.

If this game were real... everyone wearing MACO armor would be arrested for carrying enough explosives to look like a suicide bomber.

If this game were real... your average Admiral would be a hairy, overweight, mouth-breathing, middle-aged man living in his parent's basement.

If this game were real... we'd all be demoted, reprimanded, or discharged for referring to our bridge crew-women as 'space bunnies.'

If this game were real... your ship would be dented from so many space collisions.

If this game were real... there would be support groups for those of us addicted to hypos.

If this game were real... Starfleet would name your ship, not you, nor would you encounter the U.S.S. Entrprize.

If this game were real... a respec would take years, starting with a return to Starfleet Academy.

If this game were real... we'd all be in shape from sprinting everywhere while carrying large weapons.

If this game were real... most of us would still be Ensigns, and maybe a few Lieutenants.

And finally....

If this game were real... no one would make up lists like this!

[brenatevi]

Don't have anything to add right now, but bravo.

[Spomek]

If this game were real I would have only one set of clothing and never change because it costs too much. Even if I weren't a Ferengi. Oh and I would have to wear them in the shower.

[Smoovious]

If this game were real... we'd never be able to travel anywhere except by generation ship with all of the rifts and gravity wells scattered all over the place destabilizing subspace.

[mack]

If this game were real, energy credit poverty would result in you becoming the galaxy's scum.