Badly Named Duty Officers

[daBelgrave]

I sold Shit on the exchange for 550k.

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This guy should be a Ferengi, and needs the Cunning and Unscrupulous traits.

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I expect this Tellerite heard quite a few bad jokes in school.

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This Tellerite will never live up to her name, unless she enters the 'Quadrant's Most Ugly' contest.

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I'm sensing some gender confusion.

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[daBelgrave]

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[Spomek]

I don't know if this one is badly named, but.....

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I'd check his credentials.

[Spomek]

Her parents really hung that name on her. Probably around her neck.

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[daBelgrave]

Here are two more.

[daBelgrave]

This guy flew into my roster one evening, and right out again into someone else's roster.

For a nurse to be named Puss, you know there has to be an embarrassing story behind it.

I know it's immature, but if I could get a pair of these...

[daBelgrave]

This Benzite's name explains why she's never chosen to help colonize any systems.

[Spomek]

As in: "Of The Litter"

[daBelgrave]

Bow down and worship your...

She's a Sensor's Officer, but only when she's not in the kitchen.

Just because it's uncommon doesn't make it something I want on my ship. I have sensitive olfactory nerves!

[daBelgrave]

Gravimetric Scientist? I guess that explains all the lost socks!

Ethnic overkill on this name!

I was very surprised this one was not a Tellarite. He stays under the bridge.