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Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: September 16th, 2012, 6:22 pm

by daBelgrave

: I sold Shit on the exchange for 550k.; Shit Dossier.png (145.42 KiB) Viewed 12364 times

: This guy should be a Ferengi, and needs the Cunning and Unscrupulous traits.; Bank.png (140.94 KiB) Viewed 12364 times

: I expect this Tellerite heard quite a few bad jokes in school.; Tall.png (124.25 KiB) Viewed 12364 times

: This Tellerite will never live up to her name, unless she enters the 'Quadrant's Most Ugly' contest.; Model.png (106.53 KiB) Viewed 12364 times

: I'm sensing some gender confusion.; M'ale Dossier.jpg (119.41 KiB) Viewed 12364 times

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: September 29th, 2012, 7:21 pm

by daBelgrave

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Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: September 30th, 2012, 2:38 pm

by Spomek

I don't know if this one is badly named, but.....

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I'd check his credentials.

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: September 30th, 2012, 2:47 pm

by Spomek

Her parents really hung that name on her. Probably around her neck.

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Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: October 26th, 2012, 8:49 am

by daBelgrave

Here are two more.

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: November 6th, 2012, 6:53 pm

by daBelgrave

: This guy flew into my roster one evening, and right out again into someone else's roster.

: For a nurse to be named Puss, you know there has to be an embarrassing story behind it.

: I know it's immature, but if I could get a pair of these...

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: November 18th, 2012, 9:21 am

by daBelgrave

: This Benzite's name explains why she's never chosen to help colonize any systems.

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: November 18th, 2012, 11:18 pm

by Spomek

As in: "Of The Litter"

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: December 4th, 2012, 7:46 pm

by daBelgrave

: Bow down and worship your...

: She's a Sensor's Officer, but only when she's not in the kitchen.

: Just because it's uncommon doesn't make it something I want on my ship. I have sensitive olfactory nerves!

Re: Badly Named Duty Officers

Posted: January 21st, 2013, 11:54 am

by daBelgrave

: Gravimetric Scientist? I guess that explains all the lost socks!

: Ethnic overkill on this name!

: I was very surprised this one was not a Tellarite. He stays under the bridge.