The Phoenix Division

With a little embellishment...

1. green iridescent beetle
2. how to mount beetles for display
3. how to humanely freeze beetles for mounting
4. how long to freeze beetle to kill for mounting
5. beetle mounting leg diagram
6. beetle is still alive after 3 hours in freezer
7. why won't beetle die in freezer
8. beetle is chewing through freezer door.
9. stopping freon leaks
10. how to kill immortal beetles
11. beetle is immobilized but won't die
12. can beetles bite through pins
13. bug-proof bomb shelter

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Edit: Three days later...my newest hobby: